Thursday, March 26, 2015

Cannot Wait For This Snow To Disappear


I tell ya what I cannot wait for this freakin snow to go away so I can get my wheeler out.  Ill be frickin braaaaap braaaaap braaaaaapin all through the fields and trails.  Gettin a little mud on the tires.  Ill be going 60 through the field bouncing up and down hitting the grassy bunkers and sinkin into the mud.  
Muddin on my wheeler is like this she didn’t love it……..but she took it.  You bettah believe me when that snow goes away I guarantee you that ill be boggin around on my four-wheeler.

Ill be drivin around on my big red tractor, cuttin trees, haulin logs and cuttin me some fire wood for the up comin wintah.  I will be mowing some lawns and go weed whacking, sweating my balls off and makin a good chunk of change.  I hope that ill be workin for my dad mowin his lawn and cuttin some trees down.  Settin up my deer blind, and get my pellet gun and shoot some squirrels.  
One of the last storms we had before we got hit wicked haaahd with this snow, bunch of trees fell in my trails, and now I gotta go and cut them up real nicely.  Course the only way I can do that is with my chainsaw and it currently ain’t up and runnin yet, but trust me she’ll get there one way or anothah. 





I gotta get my license real soon too before I gotta start mowin lawns so I can get my truck and haul all my gear around with me.  I want my dads Ford Super Duty F350 Diesel, and put stacks on her and roll some good ole coal and all that good shit. 

9 comments:

  1. this is extremely inappropriate.

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  2. Way to live in Maine. I love that since temp tales came out from some idiots in Japan we all want to be like the stereotype.

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  4. I'm wondering what comment has been removed from a blog administrator? You'll have to fill me in on that one.

    I like how much is here Nick. I agree with James. You are talking in a stereotypical Maine accent which you don't really use in normal conversation. Food for thought.

    Also, I like how woodsy, natural this blog feels. Cool that you're sticking true to your roots. Kindly remove the remaining swear words though.

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  5. Ok will do Mrs. Morrison and thanks for the feed back. Also i removed one of James's comments because he wrote the same comment twice. Thanks again for the feed back

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